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  Deadly Duo

  Margery Allingham

  'Wanted, someone innocent'

  'Last act'

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  Library of Congress Cataloging in Publication Data Allingham, Margery, 1904-1966. Deadly duo. Reprint of the ed. published for the Crime Club by Doubleday, Garden City, N.Y. I. Title. PZ3.A4372Dd7 [PR6OO1.L678] 813'. 5'2 76-2488 ISBN 0-89190-193-0

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  Wanted: Someone Innocent

  I didn't blame my uncle. I don't think anyone could have done that. I said as much to my landlady, the vast Mrs. Austin, one night when she sat on my bed squashing my feet in a wide gesture of intimacy in the horrible little room at the top of her house in Pimlico.

  Mrs. Austin was a Cockney and kind and emotional, as they are, those stalwart old women whom no one suspected of gallantry until they suddenly produced it like a flag, and she had been saying with unintentional brutality that it was a shame I wasn't one thing or the other, neither the young lady of wealth I'd been trained to be nor the go-getting milliner's apprentice I was doing my best to become. Thirty-five bob a week was not her idea of a living wage, she said, and I could not have agreed with her more; seven dollars, Sally would have called it. I put Sally out of my mind hastily. It didn't help to think of her when there was only Mrs. Austin to talk to.

  The old woman shook her head at me, her festoon of chins sweeping the unfashionable choker of marble-size pearls she wore. "You wouldn't do no good making 'ats, dear, not if 'orses wore 'em," she said. I laughed at that, but in my heart I agreed with her. What was more serious, I was sickly aware that Madame Clothilde was beginning to get the same impression.

  Her real name was Ethel Friedman, and she was the nearest thing to a black parrot in appearance, but she had given me a job when Uncle Grey died, and she had done it partly out of kindness to an ex-customer and only incidentally because she thought I might be able to bring a few of the right kind of customers to her shop in Hanover Square.

  At that time, a year ago, I had believed she was justified, but then I was nineteen, fresh from Totham Abbey School, inexperienced and sanguine. Now I was twenty, and completely disillusioned, of course.

  Mrs. Austin harped on her theme. "Holidays abroad and then no money! Serve 'im right if you end on the streets," she persisted. "Fancy dying like that."

  "Don't," I said, "please don't. You don't understand."

  She snorted. I sat looking through her purple bosom at Uncle Grey as I remembered him, an aristocratic old man, whose linen was laundered meticulously, whose shoes were very narrow, whose hands were long and gracious, and who had a sweet smile and a prim mouth, which yet could say gently witty things.

  He was a bachelor of a vanished school, and when my father and mother had disappeared together under the green waters in the Queen Adelaide disaster, a frightened nurse had presented herself to him on the steps of Prinny's Club, Pall Mall, with me, a white-faced seven-year-old, clinging to her hand. He simply had done what he could for us, as he must have for any other two ladies in distress. He paid the nurse her wages and wrote her a reference. He placed me in the care of Miss Evangeline Budd, the principal of Totham Abbey, "School for the Daughters of Gentlemen." The fees must have surprised him, but I fancy he was gratified that it was the best old-fashioned girls' school in the country.

  Before the European disaster swallowed his investments, he used to take me abroad every year. We went everywhere and saw everything, and always he treated me as a grown-up young lady whom he was privileged to escort. He was always considerate and never affectionate. I thought of him as a cross between God and a Cook's man.

  When everything was gone save a small annuity, he died. He wrote me no letter, but one of the club servants came to see me at the Abbey and brought me his Georgian-silver snuffbox and the signet ring with the square amethyst. An insurance policy covered Uncle Grey's debts, as well as his funeral.

  My upbringing proved about as useful as the other things I'd been left. My education had been excellent, but only so far as it went. I could write a respectable hand, but I couldn't type; I could balance my dress allowance, but I couldn't keep accounts; I could play the piano, but I couldn't vamp a tune; I could welcome a duchess to a bazaar, but I couldn't sell her a hat. I had not even made any useful friends.

  At school, Sally had sufficed me. We had been such tremendous buddies that neither of us had had much time for anyone else. She was a year older than I, and by the time I was job-hunting, she had gone home to the United States and was now with a hospital unit, on the other side of the world. I could see her quite distinctly as I stared into Mrs. Austin's straining gown. Five feet of dynamite topped with dark red curls, dark eyes with all the gayety of her race in them, and a mouth that, with all its impudence, was also wise.

  "You ought to get married, ducks," announced Mrs. Austin for the hundredth time. "Perhaps you'll pick up something on this outing tomorrow."

  "It's not going to be that kind of party," I said, laughing. "My headmistress is retiring, and this is her farewell reception to her old girls."

  "If you ask me, you're wasting your time," she said. "You look a picture these days, but it won't last. It's wonderful 'ow girls do go orf, working about in London. Now's your chance, when you do look something. Don't throw yourself away on schoolmistresses. I wonder you want to go."

  I had been thinking that myself, although not for the same reason. I dreaded the reception. Sally wouldn't be there, and all it had to offer me was a lonely good-bye to the one place I'd ever known to be any sort of home. Once the Abbey had a different head, it would not seem like my old school any more. It was my last tie with a life that wasn't bounded by the shop and the attic bedroom, and I was going to see it break.

  I would have refused the invitation if I had not been silly enough to mention it to Madame.

  She jumped at it. "Now, that is an idea," she said, her black eyes snapping. "That's more like it. If your friends won't come here, you must take the business to them. You can have the whole day, and you can wear the grey Lejeune bonnet. I want that to be seen. When people remark on it, as they will, just tell them they can get a copy here in any colour, and only eight guineas. It's very nice of me to trust you with it, Miss Brayton. It's worth twenty pounds."

  I told her I'd rather not have the responsibility; it might rain or something.

  "You sell half a dozen copies, and I don't care if it snows on it," she said.

  Totham Abbey girls are the daughters of bishops and the duller peers, and fashion is not and never has been quite at home there. The Lejeune bonnet was one of those extravagances Paris thought up in a joyous hour; the chiffon rose on top finished it and me, too, when I thought about it.

  Finding me uncommunicative, Mrs. Austin heaved herself off my bed. "What you want," she dictated from the doorway, "is an 'usband, and when you find one, hang on ta them." Then she switched out the light. "You go to sleep," she said, "and termorrer make up your mind to find a way out of all this 'ere. This isn't your style, and never will be. Good night. Don't read, ducks. I must get the lectric bill down. 'Appy dreams."

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nbsp; I turned over on my face. As I lay there, it occurred to me that part of what she said was true. I must get out of this if it wasn't going to get me down.

  The reception was rather harder to endure than I had expected. To begin with, the Abbey was lovelier than I had thought. The Gothic tower over Big Hall was more graceful, the lawns were neater and more green, the flower beds brighter than I had dreamed. They all held out their arms, so to speak. It jolted me.

  On the other hand, the Lejeune bonnet was just about as unsuitable as I had foretold. I met Bunch Howarth as I went up the drive, and I saw her heavy brows rise as she glanced at it. Bunch is the daughter of an Estate in the Shires, and although we never had been buddies at school, that had not been her fault. Sally and I had not had much time for her worthy solidity. She was thicker than ever now in faultless tweeds, and her unimpeachable velours made me feel as if I'd come out in something from the finale of a revue.

  "So glad you could come," she declared.

  "Oh, I thought I'd buzz down," I said. "I was always fond of old Budd, you know."

  Her blank expression was excusable, for neither Sally nor I ever had been pets of the headmistress. She still irritated me.

  "I don't say I had a crush on her," I said, dropping into the school vernacular. "Don't keep looking at my hat, you gump."

  She giggled, in exactly the same way she used to in class, and I almost forgot I'd seen her engagement announced to one of the Perownes. "It's sweet," she said, "but it needs bridesmaids."

  That was my chance to attempt to sell it, of course, and I saw it, but I couldn't take it. Instead I said, "You can be matron of honor, darling," and added, "Are we late or horribly early?"

  "Late, or at least you are. I came out again to see the garden. Everyone who has ever been here seems to have turned up," Bunch announced. "That incredible woman, Rita Fayre, is the lion, or was when I came out. You knew her, didn't you? She was Rita Raven before she married Julian Fayre. A bit of a publicity hound, I should think."

  Rita Raven. The name came back to me over what seemed to be an incredible number of years. I remembered a tall dark girl whose black-brown eyes were piercing and, to my infant mind, slightly terrifying. She had been an outstanding figure among the seniors in my first term.

  "She left almost as soon as I came," I said. "I never spoke to her. She's about thirty now, is she?"

  "About that. Fearfully modern and all that. I'm rather surprised Budd asked her. She may be terribly wealthy, but she's hardly Totham Abbey style, is she?"

  "Isn't she?" I said doubtfully. "What's her line-sticky divorce?"

  "Oh, no. Only she's a bit of a mystery, turning up to marry Fayre after being abroad for eight or nine years. She gives fantastic parties, I believe, and gets a lot of publicity for her painting, which is odd and rather filthy. I thought you'd know, being in London."

  "She's escaped me," I said. "I don't do my homework on the picture papers as I should. I was always vague, you know." If this was not true, at least it had been my reputation at school, and perhaps I had fostered it a little, hoping, no doubt, that it might give me an interesting mistiness beside Sally's lovely bright colour.

  Bunch laughed. "I don't know about being vague, but you've suddenly grown absolutely beautiful," she said. "I hardly knew it was you, Gillian. You've come into flower or something."

  I had no reply to that, but I was grateful for her clumsy praise, for we had just gone into the Hall, and everywhere I saw faces turned toward me; some had surprise on them, and some curiosity, and some the thing I most dreaded, pity.

  I left Bunch then and pushed my way to Budd, who was standing on a ridiculous rostrum under the central arch, looking exactly like a bronze of a plump Victorian statesman in classic robes. Poor Budd, she always did drape herself for a party, as if Nature had not done it for her already. As we shook hands, she eyed the bonnet, and a wintry smile flickered over her lips. I knew her so well that I understood perfectly. She was assuming that I had put it on to create a false impression of affluence, and she wished to tell me she was not deceived. She set herself out to be gracious, but she was also very cautious.

  I saw Rita Fayre immediately; one could hardly miss her. The crowd round her was far larger than the straggling group beneath Miss Budd's rostrum. I recognised her, but she was smaller than I had expected, and it took me some moments to realise that I had grown a little since I had seen her last. Her eyes were still piercing, but she was vivacious and unbelievably soignee in mink and the chunky jewellery then so much in fashion. She was not beautiful, exactly, but there was a forceful charm about her, and she betrayed an acute sophisticated intelligence, which was impressive. I could well believe that she was much publicised; she looked like a celebrity.

  I did not go too close, because, of course, I did not know her. We never had spoken, and she hardly could have remembered me.

  I was drifting away when Rowena Keith bobbed up before me. While we were talking, I noticed the chypre. A fur-clad arm slid over my shoulder, and I was pulled gently around.

  "Darling!" said a deep, effusive voice "Here you are at last. My lamb, how pretty you've grown."

  Rita Fayre kissed me before I could speak, and Rowena strode hastily away.

  I came out of the embrace a little dazed. My impression was that the celebrity had made a mistake. She was smiling at me affectionately. "I'm Gillian Brayton," I murmured at last.

  "But of course you are," she agreed unexpectedly, and slid her arm into mine. "And I used to be Rita Raven. Doesn't it seem an age since we used to tear about here together? Do you remember those revolting bands of licorice we used to share on Sunday afternoons? My dear, I am glad to see you again."

  There was nothing I could say; I hardly could object to her claiming friendship with me, of course. It was extraordinarily nice of her, if incomprehensible. As she chattered on, the illusion became complete. It sounded as if we had been in constant correspondence. There were times when even I wondered. We had a royal progress through the room, and I began to enjoy it. From being a Cinderella, I became at least an attendant on the fairy queen.

  If she was determined not to let me go, I certainly made no effort to escape. At close quarters she was a trifle overpowering; her forceful personality was imperious, and she had a way of sweeping criticism aside with a ruthless high-handedness I never before had encountered. After half an hour or so, by which time I was completely dizzy, we reached the doors leading to the main entrance and the drive, and I prepared to take my leave. As I moved, her arm tightened on mine.

  "Let's get out of here," she said abruptly. "We've got to talk. I'm giving you a lift to town, Gillie."

  "It's awfully good of you," I began, "but--"

  "Nonsense, dearest. It's a miracle you've turned up at last. I only came down today to find you, and we've got some serious talking to do. Come along."

  She swept me on down the corridor, and I blinked at her. "What about?" I enquired blankly.

  She laughed and hugged my arm. "Sweet, vague little Gillie," she said. "Just the same, only a thousand times prettier. Yet you've not really changed; you still look faraway and slightly puzzled by everything. I'm so relieved; I dreaded to think what a year alone in London might have done to you. How are all the boy friends?" The final question was thrown in casually, but she made it clear she expected an answer.

  "There aren't any," I said, as the Rolls whispered over the gravel toward us.

  Her eyes flickered as we got in, and I saw that she was pleased. I felt somehow that I'd told her a lot more than I'd intended. Her next remark concerned the bonnet "It doesn't suit you," she said. "It's far too old, for one thing. You must wear a sailor. Lejeune intended that for someone over thirty."

  My surprise amused her. "I saw it in his Paris collection," she said. "Clothilde made you wear it hoping for orders, I suppose. She really ought to have known it wasn't suitable."

  She took my breath away and made me feel transparent as well as uninformed.

  "Oh
well, that's all finished," she said calmly, settling back on the cushions. "You've had quite enough of Clothilde. You're coming home with me now, do you know that?"

  I felt it was high time to get a grip on myself. The whole afternoon had been too much like a daydream. "I didn't," I said drily.

  She glanced at me under her lashes, and her bright lips smiled. "I'm telling you. We're going to drop into your boardinghouse and pick up your things and drive home right away. Don't argue with me, dearest. I've made up my mind."

  "But I've never heard of such a thing," I protested. "You don't really know me and-"

  "Gillian!"

  "I mean, not very well."

  "Rubbish, darling. We were buddies years and years ago. I used to do your sums for you. Remember?"

  I certainly did not, but I did see that this was no time to argue the point. For that matter, I did not know how she knew I lived in a boardinghouse unless she had been making enquiries about me.

  "Listen, Gillie," she said, dropping her hand on my knee, "I want you to come. You'll be a tremendous help to me. Don't let me down."

  She made it all sound so absurd, when she put it like that. I hardly liked to explain to her that I thought she was crazy, and while I was hesitating, I became aware that she was offering me a job.

  "Three hundred pounds a year, Gillie, and of course you'll live with us."

  "But-but you could get a trained secretary for that."

  "Of course I could, my lamb, but I don't want a trained secretary. I just need someone I can trust who will be a little sister to me-do the flowers and that sort of thing."

  "At three hundred pounds a year?"

  A fleeting cloud of anger passed over her face. It was very brief, but I was startled by its intensity. "Don't worry, sweetie," she said, smiling at me. "Just sit back and take what's coming to you. You'll love it, you know."

  I was so astounded that I did just what she told me. To this day I don't know if it was she or the Rolls that argued more eloquently. After the afternoon's taste of nostalgic luxury, my life at Clothilde's seemed very sordid and unimportant.